Yeah some folks inherit star spangled eyes.
Oh, they send you down to war.
And when you ask them “how much should we give?”
Oh, they only answer, more more more.
“So we haven’t heard from you in a few days you bastard. What is cough-cough up?”
So yeah the first thing I think I need to say is. Jenny McCarthy is single again. Let’s all take a moment. Shut up! A guy can dream damn it.
Ok, now that the serious business is out of the way. It’s Friday again. What are we doing this weekend?
The corporate kitchens at What’s Up Brock inc. are finding out this blogging shit is kinda like a job. WTF? Kidding relax the blog will live on in perpetuity. A job in the sense like keeping the ideas fresh, providing engaging content, and well just not sucking. It’s not to say I have blown the proverbial load on this experiment. I have a ton of things swirling around in my head about the direction, different content, ideas to discuss and then some stories.
You see I have stories. Stories of love, war, travel, Italian prostitutes, drunk Algerians in France, and other weird and or unique (twisted lets call a spade a spade here) experiences.
The question I seem to be wrestling with lately is how and in what way to deliver these things in the blog. Granted I am a methodical SOB and always try and plan for any contingency. I enjoy blogging. I read and visit a lot of blogs. There is a lot of blog “shit” out there, that is actually making money. I honestly didn’t start this blog with any illusion I would gain any significant audience beyond my close circle of friends and family much less make money with it. Early and rudimentary analysis of some of the traffic this blog is getting has me rethinking some things.
I am not going to change or alter the fundamental direction of this blog or my attitude and personality within its pages. The fact remains this blog could lead to a place in my life where I am buying 21st century toilets for the third world population to drop a gratifying deuce. Shut up! A guy can dream damn it!
Anyway, to prove my vested interest in this site, I even bought a book. Its about food styling and photography recommended by another well known blogger. I have another book on blogging discussing the issues of advertisements and revenue generation. So like I have mentioned in some previous posts this will be a learning experience. So my valued readers you’re in on the ground floor. Check the mail for your stock options.
Or
I am a step away from shit-canning the entire idea, registering the domain bangbus and starting my porn empire. Oh wait someone already has bangbus shit! Look’s like I better find something to cook this weekend.
