When the levee breaks, mama you got to move

Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan.

Well, we got a little rain around here from TS Isaac as it moved past Florida on its way to douche out that famous chocolate city of New Orleans. I kind of feel bad for the residents of New Orleans, but then again if I get another hundred pictures of Looter Man, I say “Isaac, douche away.” After all who will New Orleans blame this time? Bush is in Texas. Brownie is doing a good job somewhere else. I wonder if Spike Lee will feel motivated enough to create another documentary.

As for our own screwed up local politics involving this debacle, which really wasn’t a debacle past the customary “rain event” associated with these weather anomalies, it seems a few municipalities were in the crosshairs of the ineptness of the South Florida Water Management District once again. This is the agency in control of all the major water canals and other drainage systems to maintain the water level of Lake Okeechobee. They achieve this with a system of locks/dams and other pumps and spillways. Granted there is only so much anyone can do when you get more then a foot of rain in a day, but the imbeciles at SFWMD dropped the ball affecting some western low lying communities in Palm Beach. If SFWMD isn’t actively destroying the eco systems in every natural waterway in Florida (Indian River, Everglades) when they needlessly pump water off the lake for no reason, then the jackasses fall asleep at the switch and do nothing to get ready to handle an excessive amount of water when the need is there. Government at work.

Hold on a second. Someone knocking at the door. BRB

Ok that was easy. “Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth” just stopped by at 7:45pm on a Wednesday night to ask if I have committed my soul to my lord and savior Jesus Christ. I told them I wasn’t interested since last month when I invited in some Jehovah’s witnesses and then they wouldn’t leave until they ate all my Spaghettio’s then touched me in my “no no place” telling me thats where the devil lives. They weren’t happy that I wasn’t falling for that trick again.

Back to the blog.

Ann Romney gave a little speech last night. Personable, animated, sincere and to the point. I think she got a message across to the women whom she was trying to connect with. I gave her a solid B. She blows away Michelle Obama in the fact she doesn’t have a chip on her shoulder and thinks the country owes her something. Refreshing.

Lastly Ann Romney for a 60 something year old woman, I’d more then likely run one up in her in only a mildly inebriated way. Ok thats BS. I’d do it stone cold sober just to say I graduated to some nice 1%’er ass. Yes ladies and gentlemen of the whatsupbrock.com blog this election I am strictly selecting my next presidential candidate on the nominees wife I fantasize the most about having filthy, dirty Sanchez, three fingered mexican oil change sex with in the most egregious way. I could be a reasonable member of society and research the nominees points and beliefs, but lets be serious for a second. The two party system as it stands today basically just screws us no matter which lever we pull. I figure turnabout is fair play.